awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
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