therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
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