Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
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