I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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