took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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