why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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