found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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