She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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