I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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