thus making me awesome and them whores
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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