I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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