Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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