Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
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