That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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