PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
it hurts more in the daytime
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
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i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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