I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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