Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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