I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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