Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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