Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
