You were right. It hurts to walk today.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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