yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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