the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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