K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
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