The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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