Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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