You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
