I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
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