I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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