so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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