I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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