She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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