Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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