I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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