The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
