I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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