Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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