Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
How does it feel to date your dad?
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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