just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
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