You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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