Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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