I showed him my bush... on skype.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize