Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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