they need to just BURY HIM!
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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