I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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