I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
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Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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