I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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