Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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