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Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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