Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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