Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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