Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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