all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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