Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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