check it out our google latitudes are spooning
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Randomize
