Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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