i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
Randomize
