I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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